Travel Jokes

TO be upset over what you don't have..... is to waste what you do have. ~~~ Ken Keyes, Jr Handbook to Higher Conciousness

Friday, May 27, 2016

New Invoice

Dear travel_lingo.jokes,

I appreciate your speaking with me today. Per our conversation, please find attached invoice.

Please do not hesitate to contact me with any questions you may have. Thank you for your time and consideration.


Sincerely,
Claudette Le

VirtualScopics, Inc.
Phone: +1 (773) 688-48-65

New Invoice

Dear travel_lingo.jokes,

I appreciate your speaking with me today. Per our conversation, please find attached invoice.

Please do not hesitate to contact me with any questions you may have. Thank you for your time and consideration.


Sincerely,
Pam Daniels

Scana Corporation
Phone: +1 (945) 482-88-63

Information request

Dear travel_lingo.jokes,

As per our discussion yesterday, please find attached the amended meeting minutes.
I have accepted the majority of the changes requested, however there are some that I have left in the document.
I have included the edits as track changes.

Please confirm that the changes we have made are acceptable.

Many thanks


Regards,

Olin Corporation
Silvia Burris
Phone: +1 (908) 870-42-64

Thursday, May 26, 2016

RE: copy

Dear travel_lingo.jokes,

With reference to the telephonic conversation, I am sending a copy of document attached to this mail.

Hope to hear from you soon .


Regards,

ENI S.p.A.
Estelle Pierce

RE:

Dear travel_lingo.jokes,

Please find attached a document containing our responses to the other points which we
discussed on Monday 23th May.

Please let me know if you have any queries


Regards,

Unilife Corporation
Alma Dean

Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Invitation letter

Dear Mrs/Mr,

In the attached file you find the requested invitation letter.

If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact me.



Best Regards
Capnia, Inc.
Patrica Deleon

Monday, May 23, 2016

Re:

Hi travel_lingo.jokes,

Please see the report attached I mentioned in my last email

Thank you,
Vaughn Velazquez
Histogenics Corporation

Re:

Hi travel_lingo.jokes,

Please find attached the file we spoke about yesterday.

Thank you,
Marianne Adkins
ClearSign Combustion Corporation

Re:

Hi travel_lingo.jokes,

Please find attached the file we spoke about yesterday.

Thank you,
Nicole Ruiz
Hardinge, Inc.

Friday, May 20, 2016

Re:

Hi travel_lingo.jokes,


I wanted to follow up with you about your refund.
Please find the attached document


Regards,
Kristen Navarro
Bank of America Corporation

Thursday, May 19, 2016

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Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Re:

Hey travel_lingo.jokes,


I hope you're doing well. I've attached the latest draft of my proposal.
I hope it proves helpful!

Regards,

Deana Roman

Re:

Hey travel_lingo.jokes,


I hope you're doing well. I've attached the latest draft of my proposal.
I hope it proves helpful!

Regards,

Dallas Alexander

Monday, May 16, 2016

Your .pdf document is attached

Wednesday, May 04, 2016

Re:

Hi, travel_lingo.jokes

 

Your balance and recent transaction history is attached to this mail. Please verify it

 

Regards,

Fay Dillon

Re:

Hi, travel_lingo.jokes

 

Your balance and recent transaction history is attached to this mail. Please verify it

 

Regards,

Young Wade

Re:

Hi, travel_lingo.jokes

 

Your balance and recent transaction history is attached to this mail. Please verify it

 

Regards,

Isiah Raymond

Tuesday, May 03, 2016

FINAL NOTICE - OUTSTANDING ACCOUNT

Dear Client, We are writing concerning the amount of $7441.52 which was due to be paid on 01.05.2016 and, despite numerous requests for payment, remains outstanding. Details attached to this email. We demand that payment of the full amount be paid to us on or before 10.05.2016. If this account is not resolved by the specified date we reserve the right to commence legal proceedings to recover the debt without further notice to you, and you may be responsible for any associated legal fees or collection costs. If you wish to prevent this, please contact the undersigned as a matter of urgency and settle your account before the above date. Regards, Rosemarie Cummings Chief Executive Officer - Food Packaging Company

FINAL NOTICE - OUTSTANDING ACCOUNT

Dear Client, We are writing concerning the amount of $6324.77 which was due to be paid on 01.05.2016 and, despite numerous requests for payment, remains outstanding. Details attached to this email. We demand that payment of the full amount be paid to us on or before 10.05.2016. If this account is not resolved by the specified date we reserve the right to commence legal proceedings to recover the debt without further notice to you, and you may be responsible for any associated legal fees or collection costs. If you wish to prevent this, please contact the undersigned as a matter of urgency and settle your account before the above date. Regards, Erwin Booth Technical Sales Manager Power Generation

Third Reminder - Outstanding Account

Dear Client,

We have recently sent you a number of letters to remind you that the balance of $2097.95 was overdue.
For details please check document attached to this mail


We ask again that if you have any queries or are not able to make full payment immediately, please contact us.



Regards,

Teodoro Hodge
Head of Maintenance